The Variety Show

Friday May 3rd 2013
Doors at 7pm
Show at 8pm

3577 Bigelow Blvd.
Polish Hill.
Enter on Bethoven.

Cheap Tamales!
$5 entrance fee for space

NOONE TURNED AWAY. 
WE WANT YOU HERE!! 

As of April 7th Space is limited. Promised performances include shadow puppets, accordians, poetry, gravity defying acro yoga, an out of town toy pianist, comedians! - just to name a few. 

The Revolting Enthusiastic Creators for Total Liberation are proud to present  another Variety Show!! Yes. Yes. It has been EXACTLY 1 year since our last outpouring of creative expression and goddess knows sometimes we all need help attaching the faucet to funnel our creative juice...

HERE'S THE DEAL

-5 minutes or else!

- c'mon y'all. sing dance puppet pontificate poet juggle scratch sniff get audience participation for something - burlesque  
BUST OUT THAT BANJO AND GET THOSE WIND PIPES HUMMIN'

-theme if you want -- What's Working?

BRING IT!! it's 5 minutes people. you can't fail!!

Call, Text or email etta to sign up - 443-603-6964

writealetta(AT)gmail.com As of April 7th - Space is limited!

Memories from last year!

mc's burning up!

tiny comedians

the chair poem

shadow puppet whale songs!

ms. trainwreck

your grandma mc's

heavy metal juggling

heart melting emo squirrel guitar diddy

niko trying to break world record of catching marshmellows in his mouth

in past years acts included - revolutionary poets, ice sculptures, accordions, 80's songs on ukulele's, colorful costumes under water with Melissa ethridge, sara palin giving John McCain a lap dance to Whitney Houston, songs for valentines, overhead projected puppet shows about insects, demonstrations of hand massage, comedians, ventriloquists, folk songs, bike obsessed lady gaga choreographed spandex, drag queens, a skit in 

a cardboard boat, finger spinning ball while simultaneous pissing of themselves. 

and a theatre person approached mother teresa and said i want to be like you. i want to feed people. and mother teresa said. you are. you are giving your people what they are hungry for. food for their souls.